3.09.2016

Funny Things The Kids Say

When Kyle went out of town on a business trip, the horror on Brooks' face-


B: But Daddy - doesn't your company know you have kids?!








When Tanner bit a friend in his classroom, and we are in the car on the way home -


Me: Tanner - do you have anything to tell me?
T: I did not bite Wesley.


(So - do I work on the biting or the lying first?!)








Graham is in a particularly snarky mood -
Kyle: Graham, stop being such a smart Alec.
G: Who is smart Alec??


Later -
Kyle: Graham, stop being such a smart Alec! (said with a little more force the second time around)
G: With complete indignation - I AM smart, BUT WHO IS ALEC?!










At the dinner table one night when Graham was being snarky -
Brooks to Graham: Graham just sit down and be thankful.






At another meal when Brooks is being a bit snarky -
Tanner to Brooks - Just be quiet you nit wit.






When Brooks and Graham are being difficult and getting into a bit of trouble Tanner usually chimes in
T: Am I being awesome?







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